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worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:44 pm
by Firedome
Here's 2 likely candidates. The late 60s to '70s plastic molding and pressed wood Mediterranean era seem to be particularly fertile ground, and I've seen even worse than these out there, so post your own!
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:22 am
by TC Chris
I second the motion. No redeeming virtues, at least in the style category.
Chris Campbell
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:07 am
by electra225
In ten years, there will be somebody posting on this very forum about acquiring a console like those pictured. Those plastic and particleboard consoles will be all that's left not in the hands of collectors, or had been broken up for parts. Any of them are better than the currently-produced Chinese record players. I can remember a time when you would get your head handed to you saying something good about a console stereo on the big forum. Then somebody discovered a Magnavox Concert Grand with 16 6V6's and those guys went crazy. Those consoles are not my cup of tea, but some of them perform well.
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:54 am
by Hydrolastic
I only put this up because my grandparents had one and it was the strangest electromechanical device ever. i remember my grandmother getting on the floor to use it and she never ever was on the floor. It hung out for a couple of years in the small subdivision ranch style house with a gold sculpted carpet and a hanging partition wall. We had many great holidays there. Even though it looks gaudy now, at the time it was fine. In the driveway at the time was his 73 plymouth satellite (huge wedge shaped car) and her 70 Chevy nova 4 door.
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:29 am
by Firedome
Yes I'd bet they could perform just fine, but it's strictly about looks... yuk! Anyone who wants to save one, be my guest.
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:57 am
by electra225
Don't get me wrong, I agree with you. They are not very attractive nor desirable at this time. Remember when you couldn't give away a four door sedan or station wagon in the old car market? Now, anything that runs is worth $10,000. All the convertibles and two door hardtops are long gone. The point I was feebly trying to make was that tastes change. One man's trash is another man's treasure. And, like you, I'll let one of these consoles be somebody else's treasure........

Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:04 am
by walyfd
Nope... I didn't like the '70s the first time I lived through them. Cars, clothes, colors and consoles all yuck...
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:05 pm
by Firedome
Hydro: that exact same model is for sale right now back home (I'm in Denver until mid-Dec) for $30! It's downright tasteful compared to these others.
Here's another contender, can you believe this PA nutcase is asking $4000 for this hideous POS?!!
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:11 pm
by walyfd
Does it come with a free copy of the "Shaft" soundtrack?
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:35 pm
by TC Chris
It's not just the bad taste of the designs, it's the palpable cheapness of the product. All that plastic and fake woodgrain. It just screams "cheap."
Chris Campbell
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 3:40 am
by electra225
Here is my contribution to this thread. Ugly and expensive!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/224720605682?h ... SwWOJhqAOh
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 3:51 pm
by macgolf
This Admiral might be a bit of overkill on the shutters look.
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 4:28 pm
by Firedome
Greg, sadly that thing has the RP231 chassis that I'm looking for...
Peak plastic shutters... niiiice!
How in the world do some of these sellers come up with such insane prices?? 3200 for the one Greg posted, $4000 for the one with what looks like dyed sheep's wool in the speaker compartments?? eBay must feed the ranks of the willing delusional, if that's where it's originating. Send out the men in white jackets please!!
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 5:52 pm
by hermitcrab
That is 1970's disco goodness right there , you can just hear the Saturday night fever album playing on it

Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 6:29 pm
by electra225
I have an R204 chassis I have been trying to give away with no takers. I'm not going to toss it. SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY will need it. Spoken like a true hoarder, huh?
Roger I have a set of Astro-Sonic knobs that are yours when I find them. If I ever live so long........
I have a friend who has a Zenith plastic and particle board special sitting on orange shag carpet, just for effect. No kidding.......

Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:04 pm
by Firedome
A few more contributions... 2 REALLY bizarre creations, evidently from the fevered brain of someone who ingested way too much of something bad!
I'm wondering if the gray one is someone's idea of a cosmetic re-fresh?
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 12:01 am
by TC Chris
For $3,200, it ought to wash your clothes and dry 'em too....
Chris Campbell
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 12:40 am
by electra225
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:34 am
by Firedome
Sometimes the shoe just fits! LOL
I forget where I saw it, but someone had just a garden variety ordinary console listed on CL or FBM or eBay for freeakin' $10,000!!!
Is there no limit to delusion? Or is it greed.
Re: worlds ugliest consoles...?
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:58 pm
by macgolf
Quoting from the ad, "Bought this for one scene for a commercial - a real statement piece!"
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/it ... _type=post